ASSIGNMENTS
Assignments? Oh, those assignments?
I swore teacher I did it!
But my hamster ate it up when I wasn’t looking.
Notes? Oh, those notes? Didn’t you hear the news teacher?
My house was wrecked by a volcano and burnt my notes
But I swear I’ve completed it!
Presentation? Oh, that presentation? Oh, dear miss! I am afraid I can’t present it today
My brother flushed it down the drain.
I spent way too long trying to come up with an excuse that I realised something from the beginning
I should’ve done my assignments Instead of giving you these silly excuses.
I’ll see myself in the principal’s office now